A TEXT POST

When will people realize that prayer can do nothing but attempt to give you and only you some brief comfort . If god did exist and had any power here, then why would he have allowed this to happen in the first place, and why would you think that he would somehow change his mind and fix things?
We should be sending messages of support to those who are here and acting bravely and putting THEIR lives on the line to help remedy the situation.
God has nothing to do with it.

A CHAT

Me and My Best Friend Talking of My Ex of now 2 Years

  • Me: She's such a bitch, I really hate her.
  • Friend: Now might be a good time to tell you that she's a lesbian.
  • Me: Greeeaaat, that just did wonders for my self esteem. I dated someone who's into girls
  • Friend: No, she didn't know then. She liked you at the time, but no one else since.
  • Me: Even better! I turned someone gay!
A TEXT POST

New Blog (Possibly)

Today I came up with an idea that was prompted when a friend made a comment about how he has attempted to read through the Bible, but found it very dry. This got me thinking that I, an agnostic Jew with just a dash of cynicism while also fascinated with the effect religion has on the world, could provide an interesting view. Also, I would have a blast summarizing centuries old text into layman’s terms. Each week I would read a certain amount, progressing from Old Testament to New, possibly adding in the Book Of Mormon, and blogging about it. The url is agnostic-god-complex.tumblr.com. Let me know what you think of the idea and the url. Insert necessary question mark here?

A CHAT

Doing An Activity in English Class Discussing Our Favorite Books

  • Kid in My Class: It's interesting that no one brought up the Bible.
  • Another Kid: That's because no one likes the Bible.
  • Me and My Friend: *look at each other and break into hysterical laughter*
A CHAT

Me and My Dad Watching TV when a Female Character Wakes Up

  • Dad: Damn it! She doesn't sleep naked!
  • Me: o____o
A TUNE

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS

A PHOTO

Yes, yes they do.

A TUNE

The perfect song for my socially awkward/jazz loving personality

A VIDEO

religiousragings:

queenofadodi:

cap-out-of-time:

schwoozie:

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ooc: Reblogging because holy shit.

Shit is real. O_O 

Don’t you PISS this lady off!

Reblogged from Nix, Kid.